英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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* I: C4 c6 W0 E3 ]$ d1 X) K0 l3 S圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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- \; I7 T( I; h-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

No.2（没话找话型）
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4 ?, v. @$ [; k$ q“What kind of dog is that?”
- }( P  L4 H9 P* D2 Z( J7 h“Hey, nice shoes.”
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7 W6 a+ R4 ~! nNo.3（文艺青年型）
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1 O  b( i$ q( N) `8 k4 A; G/ w5 [No.4（常规型）
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1 P1 m$ c0 o* @2 V6 u-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

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-That's a great haircut.

# l- w0 N, w4 j% S# n-You have a great smile.

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. o# I5 a5 \9 f' Z# `% d6 k$ K/ mNo.6（酒吧场景）
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# k( \1 G0 f% H5 s! ^0 g/ O-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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6 H! t& n" s. c8 F" Q% _; V-Can I buy you a drink?
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-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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5 b; z% ?/ k! ?  c1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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) l6 e0 U+ I+ ?# S, d. C* ]4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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# C: C% K" |% _' k- z5 \5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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  M2 j' i9 s  mTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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! _2 g& v/ m' X2 S0 U4 z6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

0 C8 P9 {+ |' D% E1 E5 B10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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9 N9 p) m* }+ e  G/ hNOTE 4
$ G3 }. e2 f" U4 `' C: H+ rIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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Klaus（始祖家族）


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+ ^3 h2 X( o1 x6 oDamon（吸血鬼日记）


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# a  K' H, j+ W; \, ZSheldon（生活大爆炸）

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4 n( R* D. s2 E, j  ~! uHoward(生活大爆炸)

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3 e5 v7 h; w" E2 ]4 DWalter（绝命毒师）

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Rose（神秘博士）


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咕噜（指环王）
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5 _: G/ _# L# Q$ I1 n( Z看了这么多还不会？
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8 J/ j" z: v( r理科生不懂浪漫？
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1 U5 Q- w6 k' H5 t+ k$ M看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～


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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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  g- R+ T; _! J7 e+ h. O1 X" M用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技



勇敢去吧！

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8 b' D/ X% a: C' ]; t5 s5 }6 n* }如果碰壁了...

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送你挽尊语~

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Bitesince

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

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